Fatherhood

Being a father really gives a whole new perspective on life. The word love takes on a whole new meaning. And strangely enough I’m more emotional than I’ve ever been in my whole life. I don’t mean I’m a sobbing mess all the time, but my reaction to things is definitely changed. For example, watching the movie I Am Legend before Levi would have not been the same. When I saw the scene with the helicopter crash and his child it choked me up some. The same with the scene where the dog dies. Weird how that all works.

This also gives me a greater view of the love God has for us. I can’t imagine sending my own son to suffer for others. I love him so much. He’s been sick this week and that is tearing me up. You just want to protect him as much as you can. We he isn’t feeling well it just hurts you inside.

Okay, enough with the introspective, emotional stuff, here’s some cute pictures.

Naptime (slightly out of focus)
Hanging out with dad. It looks like he’s cheering for something. He still has crazy arms. He’s learning to control them though.
I know this one got posted on Kendra’s blog, but this is a different version of it and its such a funny shot. We were goofing off. He actually didn’t seem to mind, but this was right after, and he was trying to figure out what was going on.
Another one Kendra has, but I had to point out his shirt. He’s a smart baby.

Now on to the crazy animals. Its been an interesting week for them. First off, if you’ve never heard of woot!, then you’re missing an interesting store. They sell one item a day, except on rare occasions, about once a month, where they have a woot-off. They sell a limited number of a bunch of items, selling it until they sell out. Then they switch to the next item. Each woot-off they have one special item at the end. It could be a special shirt, it could be a bag-of-crap, which is a bag of random items for $1, or in the case of the last woot-off, it was a woot monkey. This is a monkey with velcro on his hands and elastic arms to use as a slingshot. The best part is the noise. When shot it makes noise like a howler monkey being tortured. Its crazy. It also scares the living daylights out of the three hearing animals in our house. Tyler decided to be obnoxious, so he got to get a monkey on his back. He wasn’t amused.
Tyler apparently has a database of any place we store one of his toys. We had put on of his toys in the cabinet in this picture. He then figured out how to open the cabinet and get the toy out. I then moved it up on top of the cabinet. As you can see here, he figured it out and got up there. Mind you, he wasn’t even there when I hid his toy. He just figured it out.
I tell you, he’s a menace. The worst part is, he’s totally unashamed about it. He knows what he shouldn’t do, but he does it anyways.

And finally, one of the most ridiculous things of the week. Last weekend we were coming home from somewhere when Kendra remarked to me…”There’s a dog on that roof”. I was like, “what?!?!” I looked and saw nothing. I didn’t hear anything. At this point I figured she was delusional from hanging out with a baby too long. Then, after walking around a little I saw him. It was our neighbors dog, Chopper, an American bulldog, who probably weighs 150 pounds or so. Our neighbors leave their windows open a lot, and in the past he has busted out of the screens into both the back and front yards. Well, apparently this week he discovered the roof goes right under their upstairs window. How convenient for him. Not so convenient for our neighbor Christian, who then had to coax him down


It took quite a bit of work, and we had to run to get him some treats to use, but he eventually drug him down. There were a few moments when we though the general stupidity of a bulldog would win and Chopper would fall off the roof, but he didn’t. Several times he stepped into the gutter, and it groaned under his weight, but it held. Of course, being the nice neighbor I am, I took a picture. Christian actually wanted a copy after I took it so he could prove it to his wife and mother-in-law, who are the ones that left the window open against his wishes in the first place.

In the end its been an interesting week. Sick baby and crazy animals. Hopefully Levi will feel better soon and life will get back to normal, at least as normal as it ever is.

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2 months old!

Today is Levi’s 2 month birthday! Boy how time flies! Below are some various pictures I have taken of him. Hope you enjoy! (I still need to figure out how to turn photos. If you know how, let me know. I usually take them straight from the camera.)


Robert was playing around one night during a diaper change. The look on Levi’s face was hilarious!

This is the first time we actually caught his smile on camera!



He has grown so much that we had to take the 2nd head support out of his swing.

Zoe did a good ob supervising tummy time. It is funny how she sits on the edge and watches.


So sleepy.

Have a good night!

Love, Kendra and Levi.

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Interesting

So obviously late at night on Ambien with blurry laser vision, wearing protective goggles I’m not the best typist. Especially when the typing is on a two and a half inch wide thumb keyboard on a Blackjack II.

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Thoughts on “lasers” and eyes

So ther were no sharks with lasers, just a doctor and some nurses. In case you didn’t know I got lasik today, not that many people read this blog, but its a good place to collect thoughts.

So before the procedure they take you into a room and fill out all your paperwork, and of course get their check. Cha-ching. Next they take you to a room wherw they give you a valium and numb your eyes for the fist of many times. Then the nurse draws lines for reference on you eyes. If you’ve never had this done its odd, you feel the pressure, but nothing else from the numbing drops.

After this I returned to the waiting room where I coulf watch other patients have the surgery. This is a bad idea in my mind. Normally this wouldn’t bother me, but I was about to have it done, so it was a bit close to home. At this point I decided valium has little effect on me.

Next i was called into the surgery room. Here they numbed me eyes again and then used antiseptics to clean around my eyes. Let me tell you, I’m glad I wore jeans, it was freezing in there. I got to lay there while the patient before me had the procedure done 5 feet away, which was a bit odd.

After a potty break for the surgey staff I was up. They numb your eyes again an have you stare at a red light. They put a device in your eye that sucks the cornea higher and basically removes you vision. While this suction is there a laser cuts a flap on your cornea. I forgot to mention the other eye was covered the whole time. The surgeon then uses this little tool to move the cornea flap. You can’t feel any of this, abd in my case I tried to ignore the whole process as its a bit disconcerting. When the flapis moved it is very hard to see. They dim the lights, have you focus on the light again and the laser goes to work. This was the most disturbing part. The fear that I would move and mess it all up, mixed with the faint smell of burning eyeball.

After this the switched the cover to the completed eye and repeated. Then I got to go lay in a dark room for ten minutes. Finally a quick exam and then on to home. By the time we got home, after a quick stop at Sonic for some grub, and some hollering by Levi, my eyes were hurting. I took an Ambien and hit the sack.

Four hours later I awoke and now, two more hours later, I’m going to have to manage to sleep again. I can’t surf, watch Tv, or read because they can dry out my eyes. In fact blogging this on my Blackjack probably violates doctors orders, so i’ll be a good boy now and wrap up to go sleep in my special goggles. I’ll explain those later.

Robert

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